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Stephen Craine McLendon is an American former professional football nose tackle. He was signed by the Pittsburgh Steelers as an undrafted free agent in 2009. He played college football at Troy.
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Carlos Padrós Rubió, also known as Carles Padrós Rubió was a Spanish politician, businessman and football pioneer who was the 3rd President of Real Madrid. He was a member of the Spanish Liberal Party until its dissolution in 1931.
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Cnemidophorus gramivagus is a species of teiid lizard found in Venezuela, Colombia, and Brazil.
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