{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}
{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 87, "advice": "Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour."}}
{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
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